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The eleventh day of the ninth month. Also it typically the eleventh day of the first acedemic month.
Tim: hey berry what day is it?
Berry : why, its September 11.
Tim: I hate the eleventh day of school. I rember 12 days ago when I had nothing to do with my life.
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Really nice boys with giant horse cocks are born on this day.
Wow, that boy must have been born on 9 September
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the day that crackheads are born. they usually are shortest of the friend group and have a broken foot. crippled
wow that girl is really a crackhead
look she is crippled too
must be born on september 19
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your crush has to go out with you for over a year day
girl: what are you doing
friend: going to make my crush go out with me it’s 20 september
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The last day in 2001 that anyone categorically stood up to fascism in the United States of America.
“Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security” ~ Benjamin Franklin
"We need to strip you of all your rights. Don't you dare oppose me like some September 10th relic." ~ US Fascism, as in Patriot Act
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23rd September is a rare date where not a lot of people are born in just the few ones if they are lucky if you are born on this date you are super smexy 😏
Here are some people born on this date!
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Jenny: it's so hard finding a birthday twin like I never found mine!
Emma: seriously it's that rare?
Jenny: it seems like it...
Emma: when is your birthday?
Jenny: 23rd September dummy
Emma: oh.. yeah
Stranger: WAIT!! DID YOU SAY 23RD SEPTEMBER??
Jenny: yes?
Stranger: FINALLY I FOUND MY TWIN!!
Jenny: OMG SERIOUSLY! YESSS FINALLY!!
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September 2nd is international Shut Up Cullen day! Tell all of your friends called Cullen to shut up whenever you see them
Toby: Shut up Cullen
Cullen: Why man
Toby: It’s September 2nd, so it’s international shut up Cullen day
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