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When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.
3 mates chatting about a Slut
A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship
T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini
Us anime sexual people think we are too ugly to get a real gf/bf so we obsess over a fake character who we can never be with
Anime sexual isn’t real so please get a real crush 🥲
Attending to your sexual partner's needs like they are a starving Ethiopian child.
Butt stuff is very sexually philanthropic because it makes my boyfriend feel good, but I don't particularly enjoy it.
Sexual philanthropy is a great way to give back to the community.
a person who is sexually attracted to cigarettes
person 1 :damn bro i think i love my cig aha
person 2 : haha i guess that makes you a cig-sexual
When you start watching IShowSpeed You start looking up to him and now you start learning about what he do how he do crazy stuff and now you slowly start to become him and when your fully him Your Speed Sexual is when you act like IShowSpeed normally.
Dude are you acctually autistic? Acctually, No your Speed Sexual. You act like IShowSpeed everyday.
An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.
"I encountered a member of the starfish sexuality yesterday"
"How did you survive?"
Having sex with someone much younger than yourself to rejuvenate your sex life.
You should hook up with that 22 year old because it’s good for the blood, like sexual dialysis.