When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.
Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.
When you get some dick while you’re at work.
It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.
Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!
An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.
To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.
A loud, distinct single "POP!" sound during an upshift.
Cars that have this are one that are performance oriented with GMs 10 speed hydramatic like the Camaro, Corvette and CT4/5 V and V Blackwing, Genesis g70 and more.
Cars with upshift "farts," such as those using DSG, dual-clutch, ZF, etc., do not count.
Wow, Greg, did you hear that Teusz Shift?
While accelerating hard, Thug shifted his Camaro all the way to fifth gear, with each shift making a loud, distinct Teusz Shift sound."
Dang, Santos, did you hear those Teusz Shifts?
I love the Teusz Shifts in my Cadillac V Series.
a shift, specifically in the industry of specialty coffee and other beverages, in which an extreme number of drinks are served
dude, saturday morning was a total meat grinder shift.
we were grinding meat all sunday afternoon
The act (often by a husband) of shifting the timing of a previously planned gift to coincide with another event or holiday in order to either a)avoid being totally giftless or b) avoid double gifting
Jon gave his wife a bike on Mother's Day thereby Gift Shifting from his planned summer purchase.
A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!
Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!