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“I ship mice elf” Means “I Shit Myself”
Charlie: Hey, I dare you to say “I ship mice elf”
Jack: Ok! I ship mice elf- Wait...
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A clever play off of "Whatever floats your boat."
Used as a reply to a ludicrous sounding idea or statement.
"Hey man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go get some popcorn."
"Whatever floats your boat."
"Hey man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go nuke your goldfish in the microwave."
"Whatever flips your ship."
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Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.
"Does anybody know what's larger than infinity?"
"Nothing"
"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"
"WTF?"
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A promiscuous girl on a cruise ship.
Do you smell that seafood? Must be from the ocean. No, that's just that slutty broad who's been banging every guy on this boat. Yeah, loose lips stink ships.
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unguarded talk that can be used to do things that you might have known were possible if you told those that weren't suppose to hear it even if they wanted to know it
I didn't know it but my loose lips sinks ships and I had feelings about it but they could be for or against it
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The worst thing the internet (kids from 0-15 years old) have ever created.
Examples: FNaF, Undertale, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Cuphead, etc.
"Video Game Character Ships are gross".
Similar to Jump on the Grenade. An instruction to someone that they have to score with the ugly girl (the ship, especially a fat, ship sized minger), so that there friends can pull the hot ones.
From the naval tradition that a captain should not flee a sinking ship but shoud instead stay and drown.
Captain Goes down with the ship Sam. come on youll enjoy it as much as Helga will.
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