One who has seen the light, and follows the true path of shower shitting
John (sinner) (Unenlightened): who shat in the shower
Ben (enlightened) (shower shitter): rather to shit in the shower than shower in the shit
this is when you are taking a shit and really bored you go thru you phone and mass text message a whole lot of people " whats up" " how are you" ect just to keep you occupied
brian sorry i didnt get back to you when you texted me " whats up", no its cool, i was shitter texting
The deodorizing tablet used for RV/ Camper toilets to help neutralize the bathroom smell.
Did you remember to drop in the shitter mint before we left for our trip?
A toilet, washroom or other confined room where the goddamn Wi-Fi and phone service doesn't work so you're stuck on the potty with your own thoughts. Because of course it fucking doesn't work.
"I tried texting you earlier, but I get no signal in the bathroom! Fucking Faraday Shitter!"
To go all day without taking a shit, in reference to baseball's "pitching a no hitter".
John was so busy at work today, he was pinching a no-shitter.
Small blonde girl who shits in conch shells. She looks like a conch shitter.