What a shocking bad hat!

Victorian slang. Often used by street urchins before knocking your hat into the gutter.

"What a shocking bad hat!" shouted the boy, knocking the young ladies' hat into the gutter. "Velocipede squad, after him!" She shouted.

Reverse food culture-shock

The necessity of going to the bathroom very often due to the stomach readjusting to the food you've grown up with after being away from your home country for a very long time.

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- "Aren't you gonna eat that spanish ham?"
- "Oh sorry, I got this severe reverse food culture-shock, I'm hitting the toilet every 5 min. I so could use some sweet & sour pork with rice right now."

#2
- "Wait! You forget to take your phone with you."
- "Thanks, I better grab it cause I'll be in the bathroom for a while. You know, reverse food culture-shock."

shock and awe treatment

Pointer finger and middle finger up. Pointer and middle connected at sides. Ring finger down. Pinky up.

-One in the pink, Two in the stink-

I gave my girlfriend the shock and awe treatment and she just absolutely loved it.

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titty shock ball grip

to thrust a man's penis inbetween a woman's breasts whilst giving her The Shocker (placing the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the second sphincter of the anus allowing for deeper penetration) and Bowling Ball Grip (placing the middle and ring finger in the vaginal canal and the thumb in the second sphincter of the anus allowing deeper penetration); this produces a large orgasm for both partners (note: does not work for gay men, but can work for lesbians if a strap-on dildo is being used)

I titty shock ball gripped my wife last night after we had read the newspaper and drank our late evening cup of coffee. Her orgasm was immense, as was mine.

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Shock up Knock up

When you are banging a girl against a wall, then you perform a shocker and right as you are about to cum, you go back into her vagina, attempting to knock her up.

"Last night I was banging my big tiddy goth gf, when I accidentally did the Shock up Knock up."

shock it like its hot

to give a woman the shocker but to do it like its hot

if i see her in a thong ima shock it like its hot shock it like its hot shock it like its hot

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air temperature shock syndrome

a very rare disease that happens when traveling downstairs and the air temperature is different from the temperature upstairs. it causes the victim to pass out on the spot. normally starts in the early teen years.

Kassie walked downstairs and passed out due to air temperature shock syndrome.

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