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We all know what booty shorts are, but lately shorts are getting shorter and shorter. Pussy shorts are shorts so short that everything is exposed. Ass, thigh, and you guessed it, pussy. These can most commonly be spotted in the springtime when it first gets warm or in the summer time. Ironically most people that wear them are the ones that have no right too *I'm talking to you fat chicks*
Person 1: "Did you see Shanaynay yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wearin those pussy shorts."
Person 1: "I know, it was all hangin out."
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1) Normal girls shorts.
2) If worn by boys, they are the nerdiest shorts in the world. Only worn by nerds, homosexuals, and people whos last name is Gore.
Jean Shorts: The official shorts of SD-G.
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To fully or partially cut off someone's penis with a dull butter knife to get things going. Doing what it takes to light a fire under some dumb cunt's ass. Often used as a pedagogical aid on the job.
"Private Pyle, I WILL motivate you, if I have to short dick every cannibal in the Congo."
-- R. Lee Ermey
Full Metal Jacket
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When shifting in a manual transmission while in the midst of a race you under shift the gear of the car because your not watching the RPM gauge and not shifting at the prefered shift time.
Dude, you could tell that that newb didnt know when to shift cuz you could hear him short shifting the gears in the car
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one asks another this to save them a quarter of their alredy lit cigerette.
Hey can u cut me short.or
Can i get shorts.
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1. If worn by a male, many different homosexual entities and ideals are incorporated, unless referenced to fashion in the late 70's, early 80's.
2. If worn by a female, acceptable and fashionable to all standards, regardless of year.
1. Look at that guy's jean shorts...that's so gay.
2. Damn, look at that girl in those jean shorts! So hot!
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They are below 5’5 but are packing a whol third leg down in their pp area.
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