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The delicately balanced art of eating a girl out while she is taking a dump.
Did you hear that he gave her a chocolate shotgun?
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playing the nintendo wii bowling, by walking around the house and gaining momentum to throw the ball faster.
Im gonna do some shotgun bowling nigga!!
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A Ukrainian blender is where a bunch or men stand in a circle around one female who is sitting in a chair, all the men cut off there erect penis and then line up ten feet in front of the female and then throw there now deflated penis at the female trying not to miss her.
I was looking through the dark web and I found something called the Ukrainian shotgun
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When someone opens a soda and it sprays all over you.
Guy 1: Mmm Mtn. Dew!
*opens*
Guy 2: What the hell?! you sprayed that shit all over the place!! You soda shotgunned me!
Guy 1: Sorry.
(Also works with ejaculation. Cum shotgun)
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When ones foreskin does not retract from the bottom of there shaft and one requires a warm saopy shower and gentle hands to retact it to operable level above ones penis it is refered to a rusty shotgun.
Craig and rohan went hunting beaver and found there target when fingering the trigger they found their apparatus to be siezed. Thus a rusty shotgun
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When you jerk off and right before cumming run across the room and quickly blow it in your partner's ass.
My girlfriend was sleeping naked so I jerked off and surprised her with a turkish shotgun.
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The boundary that separates educated, progressive America from gun-hoarding, racist America.
Since the election, it has become increasingly difficult and dangerous to pass through the Shotgun Curtain from our America to their America.
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