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when you go to sleep and don't set any alarms
i have no plans tomorrow, i think i'm just gonna free sleep.
A sans sleep is where someone will sleep until woken up or is needed for anything. I choose to say "Sans Sleep" because Sans the Skeleton from a game and some videos mainly sleeps! Although it depends on which sans you look at but I mean the Classic!Sans. He is always sleeping in stead of doing what he is supposed to do which is watch for humans!
Sister (Texting me) : Hey whats up?
Me (Texting my sister): Nothing wby
Sister (Texting me): You should probably get some rest we will have to wake up early tomorrow.
Me (Texting my sister) Im sorry what did you say? I couldn't understand you.
My sister (texting me): Wdym you couldn't understand me? I said you should probably get some rest.
Me (Texting my sister): "Rest?" What's rest?
Sister (Texting me): You know when you sleep? Yeah its that just in a different form of wording.
(Me slamming my sisters door open)
Me: HOW DARE YOU SAY ITS SLEEP! EXCUSE ME ACCORDING TO SANS ITS A SANS SNOOZE OR SLEEP!
Sister: First of all be quiet mom is sleeping and second... HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?! YOU NEVER EVEN TOLD ME ABOUT SANS! WHO IS SANS?!
And yeah that's why I say Sans snooze or sans sleep instead of normal sleep or rest!
verb 'to sleep gasm'
The Orgasm in which a woman experiences without no physical aspects, such as touching herself in her sleep, someone touching her in her sleep, or the covers rubbing on her in her sleep.
Tash Sleep gasmed AGAIN, i feel sorry for the kid sleeping next to her...
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The act of spooning someone while asleep. Usually the person has no idea of the act that they are committing and if not stopped may take it to another level.
Person 1: Did you hear what John did last night.
Person 2: yea i heard he was sleep spooning Jordan
Person 1: yea they had to be separated otherwise it would have turned into a one sides but fucking bonanza
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1. The act of being conflicted between engaging in sex and sleep. 2. The act of having sex while asleep (but yet still consensual).
Bernard has had a long day at work and is exhausted. He goes to sleep yet wants "affection" from his fine ass women. While asleep he moves her hand over his penis with a movement that says stroke me and then begins to snore. He is sleep sexing again. Girl, my man was sleep sexing again.
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A condition in which your sleep schedule is horribly messed up.
Severe sleep madness can occur if in your attempt to cure yourself of sleep madness by pulling some stunt, you make it worse.
Such "cures" include:
1) staying up too long to 'readjust' your schedule: e.g. since you woke up at 4, stay up for 28 hours and then you'll be golden.
2) exercising a lot to get tired and go to bed sooner.
3) sleeping a less in order to get tired enough to go to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.
The cures are almost always failures because they are difficult to do correctly, and usually backfire.
1:
Jeff: Oh god I stayed out too late on a Wednesday and ended up going to bed at 3, but then I slept for 12 hours instead of 5 somehow and now I'm screwed.
Tom: Dude, you've got sleep madness. Nothing for it but to stay up until tomorrow evening and then go to bed.
Jeff: yeah but that won't work either, I'll just make it worse.
2:
Jeremy: so I woke up at 4pm yesterday. I figured I'd just stay up for 28 hours or so and solve my problem.. but somehow I got really tired at like 11am and couldn't deal so I went to take a short nap (you know, to make it until a reasonable bedtime). But instead, my alarm didn't wake me up and these beer nuts and guiness I'm having are breakfast. I've got the sleep madness real bad.
Chris: yeah that's some pretty bad sleep madness.
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The price you pay for oversleeping. You sleep so late that you have to buy breakfast on the way to work/school. Sometimes it's a cost/benefit equation: Is sleeping late worth the price of breakfast at a drive-through restaurant?
Q: Yo man! Why you so broke?
A: Ahh man, these late nights at the club are killing me! I've had to pay sleep tax three times this week. I'm sure getting tired of Mickey Dee's sausage muffins and hashbrowns.
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