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free sleep

when you go to sleep and don't set any alarms

i have no plans tomorrow, i think i'm just gonna free sleep.

by ilstu May 6, 2007


Sleep stupid

Incoherent utterings after being awakened from a nap or sound sleep. The inability to process lucid thought due to sleepiness or altered states of consciousness.

I'll tell you how the movie ends tomorrow, you're so sleep stupid right now the ending won't make any sense.

by tcjohnson February 23, 2012


Sleep Gasmed

verb 'to sleep gasm'

The Orgasm in which a woman experiences without no physical aspects, such as touching herself in her sleep, someone touching her in her sleep, or the covers rubbing on her in her sleep.

Tash Sleep gasmed AGAIN, i feel sorry for the kid sleeping next to her...

by Ricky Dean September 1, 2009

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sleep tax

The price you pay for oversleeping. You sleep so late that you have to buy breakfast on the way to work/school. Sometimes it's a cost/benefit equation: Is sleeping late worth the price of breakfast at a drive-through restaurant?

Q: Yo man! Why you so broke?
A: Ahh man, these late nights at the club are killing me! I've had to pay sleep tax three times this week. I'm sure getting tired of Mickey Dee's sausage muffins and hashbrowns.

by The Pirate of Pissants May 6, 2007

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sleep spooning

The act of spooning someone while asleep. Usually the person has no idea of the act that they are committing and if not stopped may take it to another level.

Person 1: Did you hear what John did last night.
Person 2: yea i heard he was sleep spooning Jordan
Person 1: yea they had to be separated otherwise it would have turned into a one sides but fucking bonanza

by theanonymousking June 5, 2010

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Sleep sex

1. The act of being conflicted between engaging in sex and sleep. 2. The act of having sex while asleep (but yet still consensual).

Bernard has had a long day at work and is exhausted. He goes to sleep yet wants "affection" from his fine ass women. While asleep he moves her hand over his penis with a movement that says stroke me and then begins to snore. He is sleep sexing again. Girl, my man was sleep sexing again.

by La'Reesha July 4, 2015

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sleeping boner

to fall asleep in a chair, and while dreaming get a visable erection for all to see

Why does Dewhite have a sleeping boner? what is he possibly dreaming about? not ginger....

by slampig 21 May 19, 2009

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