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at the strip club
johnny "check out the otter slide" on that ripper
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this is where you shit in a plastic bag, freeze it, and then use the frozen feces to penetrate a woman's vagina
That girl was so nasty, I decided to give her the alpine slide
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Method of sex wherein two are loving in a bathtub while employing a glow-in-the-dark rubber. Depending on where you call home - i.e. marshy locale - you may want to poop in the tub after eating something especially disagreeable to your intestines. For best results, stir the enchanting buttpourri into the your bath evenly. Before insertion, the man will want to gyrate his hips and buttocks so as to mimic the fluid serpentine motion of an electric eel in a freshwater rivulet. This will startle the woman who will then step on the frightened "eel" mercilessly. Ironically, this makes it easier for the man to slide his flattened illuminated penis into his significant other's pruned vagina without friction.
Jeff sounded like he was going through puberty during the electric slide.
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Sneeking, lurking or catching up on (most times) Instagram direct messages to see what shit is happening.
I heard about the over the weekend drama so I decided to start sliding into DM's to see what shits' go'in on.
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A sad circumstance of endurance events, the fudge slide happens when a competitor has to crap while on course. Instead of stopping they just let it slide down their leg, thus the name. This normally occurs with the leaders, since they want to win. Those further back will keep their dignity and go in a porto-john.
Did you see that guy that was leading in the marathon last weekend? He rode that fudge slide all the way across the line!
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To leave someone alone or to stop texting them. This term is rarely used.
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Last night I slept on the couch and everyone was in their rooms so I had to slide a hand.
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