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Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.
Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.
If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.
Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!
Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.
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Getting a bar of soap for Christmas indicates that you should wash up.
“Why’d I get soap for Christmas??”
“Because you shall have a wash.”
its where soap stays in water for a long period of time gets soft and easy to break. annoying as hell.
"I left some soap in water now its got a soap blister."
The act of melting three specific fruits, freezing them, melting them again, freezing them once more, throwing them off a cliff, scavenging the shards of frozen fruit that fell from the cliff, rubbing them against a tree, then shoving every shard up their lover's rear all at once.
"Oh baby gimme some Subterranean Bath Soap right now I need it"
A term to describe one who masturbates in the shower.
"Josh got married and now hes a fuckin' soap stroker."
To soap n stroke, is to get your partner in the shower. then fling soap in their eyes. While their disorientated start to fondle them aggressively.
Example: friend. "Why are Tyler's eyes so red?" Sam. "tyler was taking a shower, so I hoped in and gave him the old "soap n stroke