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When someone licks your asshole or you licking someone else's.
Dude I gave my girl the JS special last night
Alcoholic drink ordered at high end and dive bars. Always 6 shots Jameson, 1 shot ginger ale, 6 ice cubes, served in a pint glass. Always priced under $10 and always well tipped on... win:win for both parties, your liver is the only loser.
Dude 1: “Let’s get smashed tonight dude!”
Dude 2: “How... I’ve only got $28?”
Dude 1: “Perf let’s grab 2 Ralph specials and we’ll be good for the night”
Dude 2: “Last time we did that I woke up in the neighbors yard... fuck it I’m in”
Bartender: “What’ll it be gentlemen?”
Dude 1&2: “Two Ralph Specials my man and keep the change”
Bartender: “Oh... you boys are in for a fucking nuts night”
Dude 1&2: “Excellent”
The cream of the top, the extra umph, the special puss.
Jan: "What do you think about my sweater?"
Wendy: "special puss"
Jan: "I'll order five right away!"
Two flu shots back to back.
Thank you for shopping at walgreens. Would you like a coupon for a walgreens special at the pharmacy?
the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin
Jacob always gets the Robert special
bex also gets the Robert special
Fake merchandise such as shoes, watches, or clothing.
Guy 1: Aye man I just got these new yeezys
Guy 2: My guy them are barbershop specials you prolly got them at the mall!
When you get a fresh jar of mayonnaise, open it up, mix it up with your dick, and then you proceed to put it in a females ass. Afterwards, you wipe up the excess mayo with a piece of bread, add all your sandwich fixins and enjoy!
Im going to go catch a lunchtime special with Suzie today.