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The speed coil is a very well known Roblox item, very useful to be faster than a normal player without a speed coil. If you manage to get one Irl, then you can try to be fast as much as you want.
You: ayo this speed coil game pass is too expensive...
Chad: do you really need a speed coil to win?
Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).
Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."
To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
When a man is running and his ballsack hits up against the side of his leg
" Oh Shit, Honey I just speed bagged myself again." "I think they're turning black and blue again".
The act of letting multiple women quickly peg you in quick succession. A speed gang is often used as a cooldown period for someone who needs a break from molesting young teens.
I was hitting up this 13-year-old girl in the DMs but had to take a break and let my girl speed gang my asshole
to achieve speed over 186mph or 300kmh on a highway
guy: hey dude wanna do wangan speed
guy 2: yeah sure im down
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A really fast itch, that takes precision and speed, usually done while playing a Racing video game, when you're going really fast, and one small mistake can ruin the race for you.
"Man, my head itches... Gotta pull off a speed itch."