Ahh Spencer. Nothing like a middle aged man living in moms basement. Forever searching for the balls to man up. Yet his balls are 146kms away. But totally acceptable as he can play call of duty every night with his far loved one D!
Oh Spencer . Everything’s gonna be alright
Spencer has titties.
Look at Spencer that boy has got massive titties.
A handsome sexy guy who can do both top and bottom
Justin Bieber: hey I'm Justi-
People : Okay? And?
Spencer. : Hey I'm spence-
People. : Ahhhhhhh spencer! Spencer! Top me zaddy
Spencer is an amazing guy. The way he makes you feel is unbeatable. His presence lights up the room and you can’t help but smile when he is near. He is funny, reliable, tall, an amazing friend, and attractive, with his piercing blue eyes and curly blonde hair. Spencer’s close friends see the real him and they feel like they can tell each other anything. And anybody closer than that, such as a girlfriend, would be the luckiest person on earth. Because Spencer has a huge heart and is willing to give it all to his one and only. Spencer’s are really just the best people on the planet, and you can’t help but love every part of them . There’s no doubt about it!
Girl 1: why do you look so happy?
Girl 2: I just hung out with Spencer!
Girl 1: Lucky!
Spencer, is such a caring individual and can help his friends whenever they are in need of support or need a friend to listen what they are going through. HIs goofiness can make his friends laugh so much and his kindness is such a great quality about him and he is so funny.
" Spencer than you for helping me today" meaning spencer is a caring friend
A somewhat troubled man who allows himself to be controlled by Monique’s or Monica’s, afraid to stick up for himself always taking their side even when they are wrong. Even if it means sacrificing his own moral values to please them. Although he may not always show it, he can be loving caring and romantic… and despite his past… deserves all that is good in the world. All Olivia’s and his family want from him is to be safe happy and healthy. Spencer’s are loyal and will stick by anyones side even when others can see that it’s hurting him emotionally and physically. Spencer’s will soar to the top once they are honest with themselves…. embracing every positive and negative aspect with sympathy and empathy and by ignoring the demons they claim to be “bound to” without fear judgement or judgment because at the end of the day they are on the same plain as deities and gods way above demons ie: lilith’s (especially those who take pleasure out of ruining individuals lives who are half their age).
Sebastian: hey, man did you hear Spencer finally let go of that leech Monique!
Mark: wait, man I thought her name was Monica… she’s the girl who keeps on getting him trouble with the police…didn’t he rack up like 3 charges in a 6 month period?
Sebastian: Haha yeah man she’s ghetto as hell, and no one actually knows her name, she just looks like a frog, short torso chicken legs… but he’s coming into his own he’s single looks much healthier now and he quit drinking plus no more trouble with the cops…
Mark: damn Spencer can’t go anyway but up from here. I hope he finds someone who matches his new found energy. Monique was killing him slowly I’m glad he’s free!