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Spong IPA: spɒŋis an antiqated term describing the miasma that emanates from a parasite infested bootyhole. Common endoparasites taking up residence in the bootyhole environment can include various species of helminths and nematodes, the generators of spong. Being somewhat cursed in its nature, spong will easily impregnate porous surfaces like silicone and form an intricate biofilm matrix throughout. It can also be used as a verb. If the host of said parasites engages in behaviours which further spread the spong, it can be said they have been “sponging” spɒŋɪŋ or that they have “sponged” spɒŋd a person, object, or region
“As soon as she took off her panties, I started to feel dizzy and nauseous… I instantly remembered that time you warned me about the dangers of spong, thanks man, you probably saved my life”
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“I went over to this chick’s apartment and she’s washing her silicone butt plug in the kitchen sink! I hope she doesn’t have parasites living in her bootyhole, or she would have sponged all her housemates!”
“The CIA operates several psyops preventing public awareness of spong”
One who is ridiculously stupid
He thought the football results came up after the weather, what a spong
A water pipe a.k.a. Bong specifically designed to smoke Crystal Meth.
Did you see uncle Shadys new Spong he was smoking with? He's gonna be tweaking for a tweek or two!
A spastic and a mong put together
"Hey Munro Galil your a proper fucking Spong"
A bong but the water is sperm.
Aidan and Ian worked all week to break out the spong for the boys this weekend.
Someone who isn't with it. Someone who is a bit of a dumbass
How come you haven't called me back yet you SPONG?