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A theory that officially states....
"If one should make a prediction so outlandish, they are an idiot even if their prediction proves true.”
This usually applies to people who make idiotic predictions (which do not always have to apply to sports)that most of the time would not come true, but when they would the predictor brags like he or she is some kind of genius. Idiot Theory disproves their genius.
A- Yeah dude, my aunt took #11 seed George Mason to the National Title game in her bracket.
B- Wow, she was right. They made it to the Final Four. She's a genius!
A- No, she's an idiot. Ever heard of the Idiot Theory of Sports?
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wii sports but you're stuck on an island
wii sports resort
A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.
When filling your sport utility vehicle and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.
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when a nigga has a main girl that he not going to leave for anybody but got enough money to spoil another bitch that he find attractive and wanna chill with. But feels guilty towards his main so he also spoils her too.
“ unless you have money you can not join in on a rich nigga sport “
“ girl! You know I’m ok with being the side bitch, he playing that rich nigga sport. I just gotta keep my mouth shut”
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The act of placing both of your hands on your head, usually seen by disappointed sports fans. Equivalent of putting hands on hips.
After that last interception, the entire home team fans had an OMG sports gesture.
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Definitely the best university society ever to have existed in the whole history of university snow sports clubs. Other Uni snowsporters wish they could be as cool as Cardiff Snowsports but know that they will never reach that point.
Home to bad behaviour, boobs, balls and banter.
3 things Cardiff Snowsports does best:
1.Ski/Snowboard
2.Get Naked
3.Get Wasted
We also fuck TVs and Home of the Cardiff Steeze Academy
Non-Cardiff/other Uni Snow Sport Person : " Should of gone to Cardiff, their Snow Sports lot are sick!"
"Nobody does it like Cardiff Snow Sports."
Cardiff Snow Sports
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People who support the Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and/or Eagles (as in Boston College Eagles).
Also known as the most annoying fanbase in the country. While all sports fans can be considered annoying by fans of other teams, Boston sports fans take annoying to a new level.
Boston spent many years playing second fiddle to New York when it came to sports. So when their teams actually started winning, they had no idea how to behave like any other fan.
Thus, they will tell anyone who prefers a different team how awesome (insert name of Boston team here) is and how (insert name of another fan's team here) sucks. Never mind that the Patriots cheated and then choked in the Super Bowl, they're still the best team of all time (according to Boston sports fans).
On top of all that, they really have no idea how annoying they are to those who don't support a team from Boston. They believe that they behave like every other sports fan in the country when in truth, no one else spends all their time yelling in other people's faces, "My team is the best in the world and yours SUCKS!!!!!!!"
Boston sports fans also use the word "wicked" way too much.
Boston sports fans in action:
Boston sports fan: The Giants suck and the Patriots are still the best team of all time, Tom Brady owns Eli Manning!
Normal sports fan: Dude, if the Patriots are soooo much better, why couldn't they beat the Giants in the Super Bowl?
Boston sports fan: Well, I bet your team couldn't win 18 games in one season!
Normal sports fan: I'd rather be 9-7 and still win the Super Bowl than win 18 games and lose the biggest game of all time.
Boston sports fan: We still won 3 Super Bowls! And the Celtics have the best record in basketball!!!!! How 'bout them apples?
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