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Having a poo
I was desperate for a poo, I disappeared into the bathroom, squeezing the olive
When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.
Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.
The act of procrastination by jerking off.
How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back
"Squeezing ween".
A female whose beauty can not be measured due to how hot they are. This beauty is typically defined by sexual characteristics and is thought to only exist in certain areas, but most will say it’s a mythical creature or fantasy.
I spotted the ultimate squeeze at the University of Tennessee.
The ultimate squeeze does not exist lower your standards.
The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.
Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.
The act of friends getting together and telling each other what they don’t like about each other and resolving the problem.
I think we need a lemon squeeze this weekend tonya has been really rude lately
It’s the person going overboard wearing masks and yelling at other people for no reason. These are the same people that wear a mask alone in the car. Also known as a “Karen”
Look at that lemon squeeze wearing a mask and texting while driving!