The act of piling multiple penises on top of each other. Either for sexual or recreational purposes.
Matt, Gus and Stanley are going to do some serious dick stacking in Lake Placid.
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in the military when someone has a lot off ribbons you say they have a fat stack
Damn, that fool has a fat stack of ribbons almost lookin' like Chesty Puller.
Get the fuck out my face boot! When you have a stack as fat as mine then come talk to me.
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When a person gets on a toilet to defacate, only to be sat on top of by another person who defacates between his or her legs. There are three variations: standard, where both people face forward; the side-saddle, where the top person sits like a child on Santa Clause's lap; and the reverse, which allows the two people to make out with each other while defacating.
Jim: "So last night after my girl and I finished making love, I went to the bathroom to relieve myself, and she in her passion joined me in a dump and stack to further prove her love to me!"
Brandon: "Jim, what the FUCK..."
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An act that requires one man to sit on another man's lap, naked.
The man on top spreads legs and bends forward so that both dicks are stacked together. The man on top provides manual stimulation to both of the touching dicks.
"Hey! Grab some lemonade and tea and we can go to Dave's house, make some Arnie Palmers and double-stack the day away!!!!"
"That sounds AMAZING, I will take pics of your stacked dicks!"
"Woot woot"
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A Cone Stacking is a sexual act in which a female lies on her back, and outreaches all her limbs toward the ceiling forming a point, wrists to ankles (bondage optional) while the comes along and plows her hard repeatedly, balls a'slappin', making a rythmic stacking noise.
Hey Jen, how was the date last night?
Oh, it went well, but Iβm sore as hell. Jack and I tried a cone stacking, and not only are my wrists and ankles stiff, I got a charlie horse, and red mark on the base of my vagina.
Oh, so youβre being sarcastic?
No, not at all. The man plowed the shit outta me.
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A Burger King creation which can kill you with a single bite.
Dude 1: Hmm. I want a hamburger consisting of four low quality hamburger patties, sandwiched with 8 strips of bacon, with a slice of good ol' american cheese in between each patty.
Dude 1: I also want to die.. But take a huge shit before I die..
Dude 2: Then you would want the 'quad stack'..
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