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When you shat in a girls mouth and then make her deep throat your dick
I gave her a texas steam shovel last night.
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The act of placing hot, sweaty, hairy, testicles on the forehead of an unwilling participant.
I was playing dodgeball all day outside in the hot sun and then I gave my girlfriend a Broccoli Steam Pouch.
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The school were outsiders think their smart but really their not a lot of shit has happened there and I would advise you not to there. They have weebs and people who make up lies to say they don’t go there.
Person 1: Do you go to Farmington STEAM Academy that school sucks
Person 2: no why would I go there it’s filled with people who are smart
Worst school in Massachusetts!!! And worst school in the whole world! Full of fake bitches, Ugly ass people and dumbass speds! Don’t come here, It sucks :)
Jessica: Ugh that school Linden Steam Academy is so trash!
Kailey: I know right!
Taking a steam bath in Brooklyn
I was really dirty so i took a Brooklyn steam bath.
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A bowl/bucketful of fresh piss and diarrhea, poured over someone's head like syrup over a stack of pancakes.
Non-Sexual: The juvenile miscreants were so vile that they gave a boat full of tourists a Steaming Aunt Jemima as it passed beneath bridge on which they stood.
Sexual: Their favorite type foreplay progressed over time from anal fingering, to a Glass Bottom Boat, then a Hot Carl, and finally ending up as a Steaming Aunt Jemima because they were some seriously fucked individuals.
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This is a sexual maneuver that should only be attempted by level 7 or higher practitioners. You take a girl out to a secluded location in full sized four door sedan.You get in the back seat and start doing her doggy style.It becomes very hot and stuffy,so you roll down the back window.When the girl sticks her head out the window to cool off,you crank the window back up on her neck just far enough as not to choke her but far enough she can't escape.You duct tape a lit cigar to her mouth and proceed you corn hole her.Every time you thrust,twin smoke rings come out of her nostrils.
I took this ole skank out on lovers lane and gave her the ole Norwegian steam engine.
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