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A story of someone experiencing sexual intercourse.
What, were you experiencing a sex story from me? I haven't even finished puberty by the time this definition was posted, go to horny jail.
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When you accidentally shoot yourself in the eye with your own cum shot; Self inflicted or by your significant other. Potentially could lead to an Angry Pirate.
Dude, last night my girl was riding me and just as I was cuming, she pulled me out and gave me A Christmas Story
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Once there was a popular kid at school who thought it would be funny to say "true story" after every sentence, regardless of if it was actually a story or not. All of the unpopular kids saw him doing it and thought they could be cool if they did it as well. Eventually people started saying it on facebook and myspace. Now every kid under the age of 13 (and some unfortunate older people) think that it makes them funny, ironic, and cool to repeat "true story" whenever they speak.
Example 1. I like coke, true story.
Example 2. (noun) (verb) true story.
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Seriously? Searching sex story on the Urban Dictionary?
Searching sex story? Get off this site and watch some porn like other guys.
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Stories about one's partying. Usually when drinking a person will start to talk about his or hers awesome time at a party. Usually the teller of the story will make up stuff to make the party seem better than it really was.
Tim talking to a group of friends: Hey remember that time we went to the club and shit faced and went home with those models? It was fucking the shit, first we .....
Clark: Man are you telling that freaking war story again.
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When someone is telling a story and exaggerates things to epic proportions in order to look cool
Bill: How was your date last night?
Johnny: Was good. Went back to her place after for a little netflix and chill. She got a call and when she got off, she jumped on me and starting kissing me while we were watching BraveHeart. She said "I want your Big Sword to save me William Wallace!". About 5 minutes later 2 other chicks opened the door and started yelling FREEEEDOM as we all went to the bedroom. 4-way all night long baby - was unreallll.
Bill: Bitch plz, you be telling a Viper Story. You didn't tap anything, your anaconda got nada.
A char story is a story which is told with such enthusiasm and humour that you thought the story was going to be interesting, but it ultimately goes nowhere, is underwhelming or pointless.
Char story-
“Lyla just literally said my photos were really cool like wtf. Do you get me?”
“CHARRR STORYYYY”