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When a cops bribe money is taped under their desk. Which was the primary delivery method for being "On the take." Which no one in the history of bribery has ever used to describe being bribed; until being caught. "Are you on the tape?" However... Is relatively innocuous.
"Are you on the tape?"
"What?"
"Oh my wedding tape. You were there right?"
OR
"You on the tape?"
"Taking the wife to Cabo next week."
Let me see your sex/head video(s)
“Drop the tape”
“What tape?”
“Of you bein nasty”
Let me see the video of you having sex or giving head.
Me: “Drop the tape.”
Her: “Tape?”
Me: “Sex tape.”
A type of adhesive tape used in sterilization processes, particularly in autoclaves.
If you’re in a autoclave, stay clam and die, because you’re too lazy to rip off the autoclave tape.
Gum that is like tape, but you can make it as long as you want, chew on it, and it tastes like bubblegum!!!
#bubbleYUM!!!
Kid: Mommy, can I have some bubble tape?
Mom: Sure, honey.
-Kid takes bubble tape off of the rack at the grocery store-
-Mom checks out-
-Kid rips off a foot long piece of bubble tape-
Kid: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal, work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal. work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Repeating myself so I know how it feels. Man get off your phone, they copy my swag I just see bunch a’ clones, the whip and the money is cool but the real disconnect and you move up alone. I stay in my home, I stay in my home. The king of the tape. I don’t givе up my throne Who knew jman had this flow, shiny rockin' with the bros, yеah I know how this goes cause Ive done this before. Makin up, makin the heat, had to go sit on the beat and repeat, it’s time to eat, its time to sit down and feast, I keep it up top in the trees, don’t ever plead,
yeah get off your knees, won't give her my phone even though I won't cheat,
I'm working so hard every break is a treat, I keep to myself cause I keep it discreet.
I cook it one more time but I don’t take it with no seasoning, I’m running round this beat while they be trippin for no reason, I keep it real, I keep it cold, I make sure my ice freezing. I make sure my ice freezing. Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal, work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Keep it frfrfr, put my head down, work everyday for the meal, work every day for the mil, repeating myself so I know how it feels. Repeating myself so I know how it feels.
Random Dude: "Did you listen to yung tape?"
Other Random Dude: "Yeah, it's a great song."
A fix that is not the most convenient or pretty but does the job good enough.
I fixed my car using a tape fix, not the best thing but it is working
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