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When having anal sex with a homosexual partner,
having shit on the knob of you penis after withdrawing.
Man, you just gave me a choc top
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The best something can be, there is no phrase in the world which emphasises the quality of an object/person/situation more than top notch.
Stuart: How was you're date with Lucinda-May?
Edgar: It was TOP NOTCH!
Stuart: Woah, that means that it was better than anything else ever?
Edgar: Yes, because that's what top notch means.
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The abdominal spillover that results from a husky woman wearing a too-tight pair of low-cut pants.
Sweet Jesus! Look at the muffin top on that deuce.
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Having a girl ride your face cowgirl style while simultaneously using your penis as a joystick. Be sure to have "Highway to the Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins playing in the background for the full effect.
I wanted to play top gun with my girl the other night but she totally shot me down because apparently the pattern was full.
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1. A person with red hair. See Also: red head
2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried
Oh crap, is Carrot Top on television AGAIN!?!
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The world's longest, most expensive air force advertisement.
The Military Industrial Complex often uses action films, like Top Gun, to con our children into joining the military.
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The roll of fat that hangs over the top of too-tight, low rise jeans.
When looked at from behind, from the waist down she looked like a muffin top.
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