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Half man half tank , has a mullet and is a secret genius also known as tanko. If you see this great being you probably are driving down the monash and he's probably traveling at high velocity g force that mattreses will blind you with great impact. These secret geniuses are very rare and are easily mistaken for team leaders . He could also be mistaken for a sonic boom with the amount of subs he has mounted on his tank legs .
Civilian:"Why are there wheels where your legs should be ?"
Tanko :"there not wheels there tank legs"
Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.
I haven't had sex in weeks. My wank tank is ready to overflow.
(noun)
A person jam-packed with jizz. see: Cum Dumpster
I was going to go down on Amy...but word on the street is she's nothing but a curd tank.
The best instrument in marching band.
Our band’s propane tank is named Chokama.
When it’s been more than 1 month you haven’t had sex, you make it up with a gal and she asks you to go to hers, you should use this expression
“So, is it going to be playing at home or away?”
“I doesn’t really matter, I’ve got plenty in the tank”
a bb gun on wheels wrapped in wet paper towls
that american tank cant do shit
A beef tank is a muscley man girls call to move out of a house/ mansion. These beef tanks are all over the place and are ready to pack at the snap of your fingers.
Look at that beef tank move that chair!
ALSO, go next door to ask that black beef tank to help you move your shit.
Who needs Meathead Movers when you have a beef tank!