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(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.
IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.
When you perform oral sex on a male and tickle his nuts at the same time.
Mary was Juggling Barrels Near A Tree. Seth just loved it!
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A general feeling after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.
I feel like a barrel of smashed assholes
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when your angry and need something random to say.
fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel! where's my phone?
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A sexual maneuver where the male is receiving oral sex from a female with a cleft palate. Since there's a naso-oral communication, the male can shoot his sperm out of her nose from the inside-out, making it appear that she just shot out a double-barreled snot rocket.
After pulling off the double barreled cum gun, I asked her if she wanted a Kleenex.
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This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.
"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."
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"Double-barrel buck shot" is actually mixing 2 related terms. "Double-barrel" is any gun using two barrels; they can be "over-under" or side-by-side. Here Beck is referring to a shotgun, because he follows that by saying "buck shot" which, btw, is generally written "buckshot" (one word). Shotgun shells are generally filled with small pellets that spread out after they leave the barrel. Buckshot is larger, heavy pellets used for home defense or hunting large game - like a "buck," which is a male deer. Hence the name.
To punish Beck for inventing the term double-barrel buck shot, I grabbed my grandfather's double barrel from over the fireplace and unloaded two rounds of buckshot into Beck's ass.
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