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limey bastard

A stuck up resident of the sewer known as England who lack any sense of humor and take themselves as seriously as the French when an American decides to make fun of them. usually caused by their lack of sunlight and tasteless, nauseating diet.

Fuck off if you cant take a joke, you miserable snaggletoothed limey bastard.

by The Elf December 18, 2005

315๐Ÿ‘ 250๐Ÿ‘Ž


communist bastard

1. the highest level of communist loserness
2. communist who doesn't know who their father is

Die you communist bastard!

by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002

93๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


spherical bastard

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used it to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Your bastardness is as as the planets you flap about, spherical. You're a spherical bastard.

by derelictus May 31, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


toss the bastard

To masturbate (male).

Johnny makes time everyday to toss the bastard.

by EntropySoup June 10, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


bastard head

a ultimate bastard. irritating cunt

you bastard head!!!!!

by RanCorX2 October 19, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rat bastard

the most annoying little shit on the earth who bugs you all the time

Jon Finchen AKA the greaseball
Dan Barber or wee man

by CrispyFried May 14, 2003

150๐Ÿ‘ 122๐Ÿ‘Ž


Attention Bastard

The male counterpart ot the common attention whore.Characterized by sad and pathetic blogs,posts or bulletins complaining about how terrible their lives are because they aren't either drunk or having sex.Noted for blaming their current situation on anyone but themselves.

He was such an attention bastard that he posted three seperate threads complaing about how much his life sucks.

by Bizarro Waffle Monkey August 30, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž