Mission, British Columbia

A small town in Canada, which is proven to be the most useless place in Canada. With nothing to do, Mission is known as "skid-nation" or "boring". Mission has absolutely nothing to do. It has "Urban Planet" for a teenager clothing retreat. Considering that is the only place to get clothing for teenagers, Everyone owns everything from there. To close this negative argument, Mission is the worst city, ever. Sorrow and sympathy is sent to everyone whom lives there. Sucks to be you, suckers!

Sorry to the people of Mission, British Columbia.

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British School Manila

British School Manila is awesome. Yes just admitt it. the tuition fee is high but that's coz it offers a high standard teaching and the atmosphere of the school would take over any other school any time :P We have lots of rivals. ISM for one. But our lions our much better than thier bearcats. The title of this school may be BRITISH school manila but we accept any nationality (thats why we're awesome) we love sports and academics (reason number two for being awesome). Bsm Is AwEsOmE! it gets kind of boring when you ask a player from the sports teams if they won or not because we know the immediate answer is yes. Our School may not be as big as ISM but we dont want a school when we dont know who everybody is in the year because through out the whole school we know each other (another reason as to being awesome) haha im gonna write more soon.

'Wow you go to British School Manila?'
'Yep'
'Thats sexy'

'Darn we lost the football match!'
'to who?'
'British School Manila

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British blowjob

While sucking a guy off you take breaks to sip hot tea. The warmth of your mouth brings a whole new level of pleasure.

I gave him a British blowjob last night and he came so quickly.

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british gorilla

Punching a woman in the chest while fucking her in the ass and shoving bananas in her pussy. Once finished, scooping the shit off your dick and throwing it at her face.

“I gave that bitch the gnarliest British Gorilla last night”

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British Soldiers

people who should go on home

go on home British Soldiers, go on home. Have you got no fucking homes of your own?

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British Cum Cheese

When you have the most intense masturbation session and have the white sticky substance get stuck in the foreskin and you scream like an ole’ british chap

BLOODY FUCK HAROLD! I just had the most INSANE British Cum Cheese incident!

British Bun Toaster

When the local fish and chips vendor accidentally spills his fish grease on your dairy aire, proceeding to give your cheeks a nice toasting.

Dangit Harold, you've turned my hind end into a British Bun Toaster!