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Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"
Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"
Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"
A douche bag that causes immense pain.
Don't be such a douche cactus.
This can be seen as 3 things:
1. Mick Foley's alter ego, arguably his most violent
2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus
"Bro watch where you're going you goddam cactus jack."
"Fuck you."
your partner flips a coin,heads you have sex, taighls and she sexes a cactus plant
me - heey baby wanna do a lil chinese cactus hunt
baby- fuck no
When an alabamian want to to get fucked by her brother but has to fuck a cactus instead.
My brothers at work so I have to ride this Alabama cactus.
A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle
Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass