The "god" worshiped by the Democratic Party.
Just go to one of their environmental rallies and you will see Democrats praying to and worshiping Captain Planet.
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Someone that has stated the clearly obvious.
A.Hot chocolate is hot
B. Thank you captain obvious
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When a woman is on her period and is STILL wanting a good fuck and her partner uses his hard cock like a hot knife going through butter. After the act is over he pulls out his cock and notices the period juice has covered his member.
Dude, last night I played Super Hero with my woman again on her period and turned into CAPTAIN STABBING.
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A drink consisting of:
2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade
Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.
Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!
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leader of the gayass army, drives a beacon, often times is seen assraming anyone with a ass, usualy men, see also pacenta
dude dont be such a captain assram, your being a fagget magnet
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A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."
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A guy who secretly cups his farts and smells them In private
Tony over in HR acts all proper you know heโs a Captain CupNโSniff
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