captain planet

The "god" worshiped by the Democratic Party.

Just go to one of their environmental rallies and you will see Democrats praying to and worshiping Captain Planet.

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captain obvious

Someone that has stated the clearly obvious.

A.Hot chocolate is hot

B. Thank you captain obvious

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captain stabbing

When a woman is on her period and is STILL wanting a good fuck and her partner uses his hard cock like a hot knife going through butter. After the act is over he pulls out his cock and notices the period juice has covered his member.

Dude, last night I played Super Hero with my woman again on her period and turned into CAPTAIN STABBING.

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Captain Hook

A drink consisting of:

2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade

Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.

Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!

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Captain Assram

leader of the gayass army, drives a beacon, often times is seen assraming anyone with a ass, usualy men, see also pacenta

dude dont be such a captain assram, your being a fagget magnet

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Captain Average

A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.

Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.

"Corey Mullers Penis; Captain Average."

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Captain CupN’Sniff

A guy who secretly cups his farts and smells them In private

Tony over in HR acts all proper you know he’s a Captain CupN’Sniff

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