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#20 on the Detroit Pistons. aka: hottest man in the NBA <3
I only watch sports because of Carlos Delfino.
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Dan Carlo is a person who loves DanTDM, Adi Fishman, Kiera Bridget, Caylus and other cool youtubers you know but if you choose Logan Paul or Morgz or any other stupid youtubers, Dan Carlo will despise you and will never ever forget you.
He learns from his mistakes, he is trilingual because he's awesome and he consumes awesome foods everyday. He is allergic to drama and hatred. He is always positive(except the coronavirus).
Never ever eat balut and taho. Those foods are one of the best desserts that the Philippines has buf Dan Carlo hates it. If Dan Carlo see you eats balut or taho, he will despise you. He will remember that you ate food that Dan Carlo hate.
Remember guys, listen to Dan Carlo so your life would be cool as his
Dan Carlo is a cool person.
You should'nt put the word "Dan Carlo" in a sentence that is not cool.
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He is ADDICTED to booty.
A dorky dumb-ass, with a smart-ass attitude.
He has dark hair, and an amazing sense of humor. He can be shy at times.
He loves the rain, and sad rap songs....There are very few people in his life (outside of his family), that he is super close with. The ones he is close with, are very grateful for him, and never wish to lose him.
No matter how long you know him, spending time with him will never become boring. He’s easy to talk to.
He comes up with the most amazing nicknames for his girl. His girl LOVESSS it when he calls her SEÑORITA, and PRINCESS!
He is capable of amazing things, and he often underestimates his abilities, capabilities and dreams!! :/
He is adorable, hilarious, shy, caring and HE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE IN MANY WAYS AND HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Carlos Jaramillo: (mr jaramillo - an amazing teacher!)
- I’d definitelyyy let him dominate me, anywhere, any time...
- What a dumb smart-ass...he must be a Carlos.
- His parents must be proud of raising such a loyal kind hearted dummy!
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He's the man, the legend, the king. Ginger Elvis, King Baby Duck, and J Ho, it's all one man. He's a great dancer, likes long walks on the beach, and will fuck your day up if you cross him. He'll blow your mind with his music, then blow his load on your mom. His name is Josh Homme, and he (probably) approves of this message.
Dood 1: I just got back from the Eagles of Death Metal show.
Dood 2: SICK! Did Carlo Von Sexron seduce you with his drums?
Dood 1: Nah, he wasn't there. He was probably fucking your mom.
Dood 2: Fuck man, I wish I was as cool as him...
when your date changes their mind of who they are on a date with, mid date
you are on a date and things are going awesome, then you introduce your date to your friend then she pulls a lisa de carlo and starts asking him to make out with her in front of of you.
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anyone called carlos is crowned king for the day
international carlos day :'my names carlos, its 15th ocotber im the king!'
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris was born in 1940, the year of the Dragon. His name that he is most commonly referred to is Chuck Norris, the man who many people consider a God. His counterpart is Asian-American Bruce Lee, who was born the exact same year. Carlos, or "Chuck" is most known for his ROUND-HOUSE kicks and his many other impossible feats. In real life, Chuck Norris has the highest degree of Black Belt in Tai kwon do, being the first white man to achieve this status
Guy 1: Hi Carlos Ray Norris!
Norris: *roundhouse kicks him* I don't like smartasses....
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