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A famous writer who wrote “Mcdonald’s Lover” back in 2019 after her Mother tragically passed away , Jacqueline was so distraught she stayed home for 6 months.
Man 1: Look that fat bastard Jacqueline clarks mother died!
Man 2:she is probably ordering mcdonald’s to get over it.
The dude who only pays for stuff in coins.
Dude 1: Hey, why does that guy always pay for stuff with only coins?
Dude 2: He's a Clark Cent.
Dude 1: Ah, ok.
What a fukin load. Cameron Clarke will knock your socks right off. He is the bees knees and has the biggest red rippin pepperoni. Be careful you might confuse him as a drugga but make no mistake he is a goddam fiend for life.
Holy shit! I think I just saw a Cameron Clarke. ****NUTS EVERYWHERE*****
Hysterical is a hot buff guy from Papua New Guinea and is friends with the man himself, Jeremy Clarkson WAHAAAAAAAYYYY.
Holy hell, is that Hysterical/Clark with Jeremyc WAHAAAAAAAAY!
A hot handsome, kind guy who seems perfect he’s funny as he will make you fall in love with you straight away
Oakland Clarke is so hot
A euphemism for masturbation.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?
No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!