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(n) The act of, upon going ass to mouth, unknowingly receiving an enormous shart(a homogeneous fart-shit hybrid) into one's mouth with such power that it forcibly expands the lungs, filling them with a foul, toxic, and intensely unpleasant concoction. This leaves the victim gasping for fresh air while simultaneously expelling the hot shart from their mouth onto the ass of the shart donor, making them look as though they do not know how to properly wipe their own ass.
Jimmy gave me such a bad Cleveland Hot Air Balloon the other day that I ralphed it back into his asshole and called the police.
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Unofficial holiday falling on or near the first of August celebrating the life and achievements of US President Grover Cleveland. Traditional celebrations include the drinking of beer (especially home-brewed), the playing of baseball and/or cornhole, and a potluck dinner.
Dang, Tim. Isn't it about time for Grover Cleveland Remembrance Day?
Why yes, Jeremy. We need to get brewing!
A slang saying that means to defecate
"Damn, stop knocking on the bathroom door already, Im taking the cleveland browns to the superbowl damn it!"
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I screwed her. One way = Quicky. Round Trip = long and slow.
Man that chick was hot. I drove her to Cleveland. Round trip.
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When a chick performs a regular Cleveland Steamer, topped off with her used tampon.
Normally she'll do a Cincinnati bowtie, but this time she went for the Cleveland Steamer with a cherry on top.
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When you take a dump on a girls chest and then jizz on it and then put a cherry on top.
Dude, I totally rocked that girls world last night when I got on top of her, squared down, and gave her the Cleveland brownie sundae.
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When team mate-1 known as the "door-man" hangs on the end of a door(in pull-up position) and team mate-2 known as the "pusher" than swings the door open with appropriate force causing the door-man to hopefully swing into the person sitting closest to the door known as the " vicinity known as the "klick" and farts on the victim. After this is accomplished, both fat-ass team mates(dont kid yourselves, you know you'r fat)evacuate the area as if they were being chased down by bigfoot. (wink wink)
jimmy hung on the end of a door and gave melissa a cleveland kliff-hanger.
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