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Masturbating.
From the idea that frequent fapping lessens the risk of prostate cancer in males.
"I was gonna go out last night, but decided to stay at home and fight cancer instead"
"Every time you fight cancer God kills a kitten. What's worse? Cancer or a dead kitten?"
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The thing your girlfriend says when she know that she lost. Is also code word for “fuck me daddy”
Ugh, you know what just fight me.
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Another way of saying "doing algebra homework".
Person#1: Hey, what are you up to
Person#2: In my room, fighting demons
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A giraffe fight is when males try to establish dominance in a pack to impress a female. Usually the males greatly outnumber the females.
(at a party with a high male to female ratio) Oh man, its a giraffe fight in here.
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2 guys comparing the size of their respective manhood.
Avril walked into the room unexpectedly and caught Chris and Richie half-naked, gun fighting.
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Any week in a month which is pre-determined by a group of friends. During this week you may randomly insult, assault/attack and or wrestle your friend with no repercussions due to the fact that it is Fight Week! Can take place in any location such as amsterdam for example.
*Charlie Punch's Owen in the Face!*
Owen: "What the hell was that for?"
Charlie: "Its fight week baby!"
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Owen: "Charlie you are a useless sack of shit!"
Charlie: "Are you forgetting its fight week?"
*Charlie punches Owen in the face!*
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Playground ruction procedure (UK c.1970's). Combatants remove their arms from sleeves and stuff them inside the trunk of their gansies, leaving just a set of waggling digits for attack. As per flid fight but with addition of the kneeling into shoes in order to complete a quadripegically stunted effect. Serious injury rarely ensued but a tried and tested upsetter of harassed dinner ladies, babysitters and nana.
"Having an older brother meant I invariably came off worse in sibling ructions but I always gave His Royal Highness proper competition when we matched up for our annual spina fight,"
Memoirs of HM King George VI
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