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Blond. Short. And really annoying, he has no friends and will fuck anyone on the first date. Really desperate. Really really desperate. Tiny dick. Will date anyone just to get a free meal and some sex. really desperate little mother fucker.
Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy
Person 1. Omg!! I think Gabe likes me
Person 2. Hell nah girl, you're too good for him, he fucks on the first date
Person 1. Ew he needs help
An emo 15 year old boy who can't decide what he wants in life. He like likes to pose for pictures the same way every time. He has a girlfriend who will shove a spoon down a bitches throat if she messes with him or her😊
EDIT: JUST KIDDING HES A MOTHERFUCKER WHO CHEATED ON HIS DAMN PERFECT GIRLFRIEND WITH LIKE OVER 5 GIRLS SO IF YOU MEET A GABE YOU BETTER CHECK HIM BEFORE YOU TRY ANYTHING SERIOUS WITH HIM!!!
"Tru dat hoes" -Gabes girlfriend
"Gabe you can fuck yourself" -sierra muthu fukin Liggett 🖕
A friend or acquaintance who sucked a weenier and gets no play.
Friend: "Bro did you hear what that dude did last did last night?"
Me: "Ya, He pulled a GAYbriel and went ham on that guys sausage."
Friend: "What a Gabe move brah"
Gabe is life. Gabe is everyone’s will to live. Gabe is the reason the world is still spinning
Thank Gabe!
A man that grows face hair too fast, has brown hair and eyes. He is in a band and likes anime, but isn't a furry. He has the charming skills of lord farquad, and can get all the ladies and guys that he doesn't want or need.
"gabe" means gay, this word was created by a person named ron
"U gabe"
u homo
He's the kind of guy that you could never have, even if you had the slightest chance, you couldn't have him. He's the kind of guy to have a massive crush on. he's dreamy like. someone you will never get over. he's the perfect guy that you will never have. he's the dream guy. he plays instruments, a good looking face, lovely hair and an amazing personality.
Emma: oh my, look its Gabe!
sam: omg he's so perfect! i could never have him..