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A manly alcoholic beverage made with vanilla vodka & cream soda enjoyed by gentlemen.
I need a drink that really speaks to men...something MANLY,you know? How bout Vanilla vodka & cream soda...we can call it "the Gentleman's Frenzy"
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Man, that Max REALLY knows how to suck down those Gentleman's Frenzies! It's like he's never had vanilla vodka & cream soda before.
When one of the boys wont tell what kind of erotic things he has done with a girl the night before
Guy 1: Bro what did u and that female do in the bedroom last night?
Guy 2: Gentleman never tells🤫
When you masturbate or get a handy from a woman, in a very eloquent and distinguished manner.
Bro 1: Yo, dawg, what's taking Parker so long?
Bro 2: He's giving himself a Gentleman Thrashing. He'll be out after he takes the tux off.
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First gentleman or first dude if he's not a gentleman is what the husband of a female president would be called. The primo uomo.
The first gentleman was as good at sports, cooking, welding, or sewing as those girls (his competitive sisters), and he straightened them right out.
If Hillary Clinton gets elected president, Bill Clinton will be the first first gentleman.
If Pete Buttigieg gets elected president, Chasten Glezman will be the first first gentleman.
A style of running that makes you look professional whilst running. It's speed is clocked somewhere between a light jog and a brisk stroll. The arms stay close to your sides and only slightly bend down at the elbow. Making sure that your thighs always maintain contact with one another.
The businessman was late for his meeting on the eleventh floor. In order to make it on time he executed, The Gentleman's Hussle.
A Fat kid trying to cheat others in a race uses the technique but still fails to place first.
A mentally masochistic and excessively ego-driven manlet boy (a male shorter than 5ft10), who is extremely prone to magical thinking and manlet rage. The term was coined by Elliot "The Supreme Gentleman" Rodger (aptly named The Virgin Killer by the media) during his unsurprisingly unsuccessful period of residence in Isla Vista, California while senselessly attending Santa Barbara City College and first published in mortifying videos with hilarious titles such as: "Why do girls hate me so much", "Life is so unfair because girls don't want me", "My reaction to seeing a young couple at the beach, Envy" on his now defunct YouTube channel and in his manlet manifesto "My Twisted World". In a highly amusing manifestation of manlet mathematics and guy height, Elliot "Tall Tales" Rodger liked to claim that he was 5ft10, his shamefully stunted truthful height being around 5ft6. Evidently afflicted with a Napoleon complex deluxe, unquestionably suffering from Napoleon complex psychosis and after having been bullied throughout all of his lowly life for being a Little Napoleon, rejected by every women in southern California, wasting thousands of dollars on lottery tickets (like the money-hungry dwarf that he was) and fracturing his delicate, little ankle in a fruitless fight against a group of laughing manmores, it was only a matter of time before the queen of manletism finally snapped and embarked on his abominable "Day of Retribution". Short people got no reason.
Natalie: Why is that garden gnome over there wearing Gucci sunglasses and a Hugo Boss shirt? Erin: Supreme gentleman manlet detected. Let's throw our high heels at him and see if he goes Bagel Boss Manlet on us! Natalie: Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha!
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