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Dropping a Duce. Taking a dump. Number 2.
please watch my section, I have to take a gentlemans vacation
When you have a girlfriend but someone’s taking a group pic and you have to put your arm around another girl, so you hover your hand an inch away from her body.
Guy 1:“Bro, what’s your girlfriend gonna think about your arm around Trinity in this picture!?”
Guy 2: “Relax bro I made sure to keep a gentleman’s inch”
A style of running that makes you look professional whilst running. It's speed is clocked somewhere between a light jog and a brisk stroll. The arms stay close to your sides and only slightly bend down at the elbow. Making sure that your thighs always maintain contact with one another.
The businessman was late for his meeting on the eleventh floor. In order to make it on time he executed, The Gentleman's Hussle.
A Fat kid trying to cheat others in a race uses the technique but still fails to place first.
A mentally masochistic and excessively ego-driven manlet boy (a male shorter than 5ft10), who is extremely prone to magical thinking and manlet rage. The term was coined by Elliot "The Supreme Gentleman" Rodger (aptly named The Virgin Killer by the media) during his unsurprisingly unsuccessful period of residence in Isla Vista, California while senselessly attending Santa Barbara City College and first published in mortifying videos with hilarious titles such as: "Why do girls hate me so much", "Life is so unfair because girls don't want me", "My reaction to seeing a young couple at the beach, Envy" on his now defunct YouTube channel and in his manlet manifesto "My Twisted World". In a highly amusing manifestation of manlet mathematics and guy height, Elliot "Tall Tales" Rodger liked to claim that he was 5ft10, his shamefully stunted truthful height being around 5ft6. Evidently afflicted with a Napoleon complex deluxe, unquestionably suffering from Napoleon complex psychosis and after having been bullied throughout all of his lowly life for being a Little Napoleon, rejected by every women in southern California, wasting thousands of dollars on lottery tickets (like the money-hungry dwarf that he was) and fracturing his delicate, little ankle in a fruitless fight against a group of laughing manmores, it was only a matter of time before the queen of manletism finally snapped and embarked on his abominable "Day of Retribution". Short people got no reason.
Natalie: Why is that garden gnome over there wearing Gucci sunglasses and a Hugo Boss shirt? Erin: Supreme gentleman manlet detected. Let's throw our high heels at him and see if he goes Bagel Boss Manlet on us! Natalie: Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha!
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When a man gives his girlfriend a kiss while she pees
Hey babe! Open the door! Let me give you a gentleman’s blumpkin!
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Fresh gentleman is the name of a way of trying to pull a girl. It means being cool and 'fresh' but also kind and a 'gentleman'. It's Joey Essex meets Justin timberlake. Chris brown meets David beckham. Fresh, cool, dappa, kind, sweet.
Emily: that's boys well fit, he's a right 'fresh gentleman'
The Gentleman’s F refers to someone receiving a passing grade, typically the lowest possible passing grade such as a 60%/D-, in a class that for all intents and purposes, they should not have passed.
“I thought for sure I was going to have to take Org Chem a second time, luckily the TA buys weed from me so she gave me a Gentleman’s F. Ds get Degrees”