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Two asians who have such a great personality. They have something called a “link” meaning they think about the same things at the same time. Their friendship is so strong and they have a bond that no one can break.
megan friend #1 is amazing
gift friend #2 is also amazing
megan and gift are two bsfs
A gift that a closeted boss gives his employee with the intention of getting in his pants, even though both men are married with children.
"You have done so much for the company. I know you have a child on the way, so on behalf of the company, I'd like to buy you a stroller. Sprinkle Gift ;)
When you take a girl out on Tinder. Use over half of your Red Lobster Gift Card to take her all the way, but she requires a second date? Prolly not
Caleb, this bitch is trying to get an Ultimate feast on the 2nd date? The cheddar biscuit wasn't good enough for the 1st date or it would've been in a to go box. Red lobster gift card bitches be trippin
july 16 is the national day to buy ur sister a gift day! buy ur sister what she wants to show her ur appreciation for her (whatever she wants)
yo happy buy ur sister a gift day! heres a gift card for _____.
During foreplay you rub on a guys pants to see what you are about to get is gift shaking like how you would with presents on Christmas Day.
We told Kasey that she should have done some gift shaking first so she would have saved herself from the disappointment.
The act of taking a poo in a wicker basket and giving it to your girlfriends husband
I gave Barry a gift basket last night, he absolutely loves it