hall of meat

A long hallway with a minimum of 10 glory holes. Meat is then pushed through the holes to make a museum-like meat seeing experience.

"Karen, what do you want to do for your bachelorette party? "
"I was thinking of going to a gallery"
"Let's go to the new hall of meat exhibit on 5th street instead"

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Study Hall Savant

A young, ignorant know it all.

Sydney was an expert on everything at his school and on the net, a true study hall savant.

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Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman

A female that is extremely adept at giving fellatio, sucking dick, polishing cocks etc.

Dervied from the notion of oral sex being third base, and there in the enshrinement into the Hall of Fame for exceptional play at the position.

Cory : Wow, what a first date, Michelle was fucking Mike Schmidt on my cock last night. She's fucking George Brett with a dick in her mouth. Couple more like that and I'll have to enshrine her as a Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman.

Allison : She ain't shit, unzip your pants and I'll take you down like Brooks Robinson.

Cory : Please, last time you blew me it was like Scott Brosius meets Jerry Hairston Jr.

Allison : Ouch.

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Halle berry or hallelujah

The choice between worldly pleasures (sex, drugs, etc...) and salvation via god. Both have their downsides

It go halle berry or hallelujah? Pick your poision show me what your doing... (money trees, kendrick lamar)

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Phil Hall of Fame

Referencing a collection of infamous "Phils" who are carefully scrutinized under the following criterion: obesity, baldness, body hairyness, stupidity, blue collar career choices, and overall dubiosity; thus ruining the future procreation efforts of all other "Phils."

Phil Margera, Phil Collins, and Phil Bradley were inaugural members of the "Phil Hall of Fame."

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kyle david hall

He is the most powerful, beautiful strong person. He is one of the seven people in My Digital Escape. He lives in Ohio.

Kyle David Hall is a YouTuber and goes on warped tour

Ship Kohnnie
His smile is beautiful

Kyle David Hall is the most beautiful man in the world.

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Michael C. Hall

The world is an interesting place with changes and troubles to say the least. For many, the phenomenon of creation is based on religion and perhaps science for some. This story of creation has little to do with religion or science but has everything to do with an individual who has achieved every aspect of life. Michael C. Hall was the first man to walk on the rings of Saturn and the first actor and actress (because he is neither man or women but an element of the spiritual world) to play in a hit HBO series entitled “Dexter”. The character Dexter is based upon the real life of Michael C. Hall, no aspect of the series is written because camera crews film his life on a day-to-day base. He is renown for his creation of the band Journey and their hit song “Don’t Stop Believing” (which he wrote and composed as he brushed his teeth, always brush your teeth). His morning gristle is always fresh and he does not require a clean shave since his gristle is permanent at its current and ideal length. Michael C. Hall completes his morning exercise routine that consists of a brisk sprint to the Galapagos Islands, followed by a three-legged race to the Canadian Arctic Archipelago of Northern Canada that is situated in the Arctic Ocean on his own. The sweat that accumulates during this morning routine is collected and used to sustain the growth of the worlds Aloe plant supply. Michael C. Hall is the manliest man to walk the Earth and has an IQ of forever. It has been speculated that the cure for polio lies within Michael C. Hall’s blood, but it could never be proven, as it may possibly never be extracted for the reason that his skin is far too rugged for any needle or medical utensil to puncture, although in all likelihood this is indeed a fact. Whenever somebody asks the question “Why?”, Michael C. Hall is the only person on earth who can answer with “because” without being prompted for any further explanation. The Grand Canyon is actually not a canyon at all. After great controversy it was proven to be a gaping hole left by Michael C. Hall after he dug up enough sand to construct The Great Pyramids located in Egypt (which of course he built by hand in between tapings of his hit reality television biography, “Dexter”). “Michael C. Hall” is only Michael C. Hall’s full first name. His full name is “Michael C. Hall That Bad Son of a Bitch”, but to prevent poop boots (a mess), he recommends you call him by his first name only. Note: The following has been documented with confidence of authenticity.

Jon: Did you hear about that movie coming out next week?
Shaun: Yeah, the one that has to be projected on a solid sheet of diamond to be viewed.
Jon: Man, Michael C. Hall and Samuel L. Jackson are going to be something else.

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