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A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos
Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!
Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
A joint rolled with the highest quality possible
Stoner 1: Damn thats a good joint you rolled
Stoner 2: yeh it’s a real London piffstick
London Jane is a very nice Christian women , a natural haired queen she is a fine shyt,
She HATES being ghosted , she’s very untouchable ,she a girls girl for her friends but hates everyone else ,she also love to listen to music she prefers alternative and rock , she often wears the color black and probably the funnest person you can meet she is the perfect huzz, you often can find her in the fridge!
Huzz: whos London Jane ?
Defined
Fine shyt: London Jane is my future wife and the funniest human ever!
I love London she is so funny !
When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.
This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!
Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.
When you are from the UK but not London, but you put on an accent/act like you are from south east London for clout
Katie: ah yes I love Peckham, all the best venues are there
Tabitha: swear you’re from Walsall? Or have you been London-fishing me this whole time?!
Katie: ...
London capital of England, Marie the universal middle name for a woman. London Marie is a strong woman, but is very sensitive.
If you ever upset London Marie she will forgive you almost every time, but if it’s her family she will never forgive her and you will end up on her bad side.
She is friendly and often shy. Once you get to know her good luck she’s will reveal her crazy side.
London Marie is a crazy adorable person
Be careful went teasing London Marie, you don’t want to get on her bad side.
London isn’t from “London”
London is the capital of England, Marie is a universal middle name for a woman. She is adorable but you don’t want to get on her bad side.
If you ever upset London Marie she will forgive you very easily, until she had enough. But when upsetting her family, good job your on her bad side.
She is often shy to people she’s not close to, but once you get to know, she will reveal her crazy side.
London Marie is crazy adorable.
She isn’t someone you want on her bad side.
London isn’t from “London” the capital of England!