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3.1 inches long and is bad at rugby (got flattened by Clarence)
OMG he is such a josh matthews
one of the best people you could ever meet. he can make your day so much better with just a look. if you're close with him he cares for you unconditionally in his own way and has hands down the best smile. he has the best personality and sense of humor but you gotta be cultured enough to understand. he can look pretty intimidating sometimes but hes actually a big softy or a big friendly giant. hes a very patient and understanding person and someone who is actually pretty easy to get along with. hes very talented although he won't admit it. hes hard on himself sometimes but theres no reason for him to be when hes pretty much perfect. he makes everyday so much better and if you know him you should be very grateful especially if he decides to stick around. theres so much more to describe him and how amazing he is but that'd be like a whole 500 page essay
"You see that guy over there, the really tall one?"
"yea what about him?"
"that's Matthew Crow one of the best people around and I love him lots"
-mikaela (love u dumbass <3)
A weird loser who has no friends. Is obsessed with stupid bands that make terrible music. Deserves to step on Lego because of how stupid she is. Is obsessed with freaks in eye liner
Who's that weirdo listening to Freaks in eye liner must be an emily Matthews
Debatably the world's greatest guitarist. Super chill dude. Has been playing guitar since 2014. Hard rock guitarist. Mostly self-taught, except for the basics.
Matthew Davey is honestly the greatest guitar player ever.
Most commonly used to mean a man who lays women like bricks.
man I pulled a Matthew Biggerstaff last weekend! I mortered them hoes!
A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid
I hate it when I get a cold-matthew, sometimes it makes me jump!
/Adj./very Asian
/verb/ getting a good grade
/noun/ suppaaa asssiaaannn
Verb- Wow I got a Matthew Chen grade on this test.
Adj- Wow your (Asian) Matthew Chen