This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week
I'll ass you into next week if you don't leave me alone.
The boy/girl next door that thinks none of the other kids but him/her should have as much right to talk as him/her, which is why the Cartman next door never shuts the fuck up, but expects everyone else to. The Cartman next door always claims to want to give everyone a voice despite being the only one talking, thinking that they're all okay with somebody other than themselves being their own voices.
The Cartman next door likes to ridicule the other kids he/she is pretending to be friends with, though it's hard if not impossible to see how/why anyone would like or want to be friends with someone like the Cartman next door. He/she is as much of a loser as any other kid that he/she is always calling losers, and wants to look tough all the time, despite a lack of any real evidence that the Cartman next door waa ever tough at all.
This is used for when somebody, you, or overall anything does anything TOO much or too hard.
"That guy got slapped into next week by that girl.. Ouch."
"Hey what does <verb> to next week mean?"
"Basically where you overdo something, or do it too well."
neither first nor second, but third and afterwards
"I'm not about to be her sloppy next!
Is a fine ass lil baddie with planets and stuff tattooed by her tigo bitties. She’s a good cuddler. Causes awkward times erections.
Ari next to me gots my dick on brick
The dog that goes unnoticed till you look at him and he smiles at you with his wagging tail that can make you feel instantly happier. The easy-going dog you see every day on his daily walk in the neighbourhood.
But when you look closer, he’s so much more - he’s a brilliant and loyal companion. He’s not afraid of showing his emotions and will fight off bullies for you.
He's the dog that lives next door.
He's the dog next door.