a noah is a person that all the animals hate
he is a noah
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Noah has a small shrimp dick and will never amount to anything in life, hes ugly and a narcissistic asshole who will cheat on you and will give you an STD. Heβs a liar and only cares about himself
Person 1: Omg did you know we were dating Noah at the same time?!
Person 2: what?! No! What a man whore.
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A shit bad deplorable vegetable, who relies only on others to get what he needs. Bonus points if transgender cuck who believes they are entitled to others respect.
"did you hear what Noah did yesterday?"
"Nope, and I couldn't care less about what they did."
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Noah is extremely stupid . he makes the most annoying noises that will make your ear's bleed.
Guy one: I saw this really fat stupid guy in the hall
Guy two:HE MUST BE A NOAH
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Noah has black curly hair and blue eyes. he plays baseball, wrestling and he does cross country. he loves back flips and he loves skittles.
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Rich Boy ,Lame Name ,All Money,No Game
Β£300 on Cosmetics I guess we'll be seeing you down the church again or ripping off the elderly Christmas Card Shame
What a Noah
Example of an Arrogant Flexxer
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A fuckin noob who can't even get a 10 kill streak in cod because of his lack in penis strength he jerks off to owen wilson and has had many plastic surgeries done to look like a ninja turtle his favourite movie is marmaduke and loves drinking mountain due while surfing a sick calabunga
"Hey you see noah"
Na i can't touch that sweet piece off ass cause of my restraining order dab"
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