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When a guy dusts his balls in crushed up Oreo cookies (using semen as an adhesive) and proceeds to dunk them into the mouth of another individual while their mouth is filled with milk.
Carrie let me feed her some no bake oreo truffles last night after I got my nut off.
This is where after having butt-sex with a guy/girl the one who just got fucked will take a crap and the other guy will jack off into the pile of shit. People who do this kind of stuff have problems.
Bob: So yeah, me and Grace were getting it on last night, but man, she's really kinky. She wanted me to pull an oreo injectore.
Steve: Ugh, that's a weird girl you got.
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When a man pees and cums into a small dish and pops it in the microwave for about a minute until mixture is think and a creamy yellow color then he takes a thin paint brush and paints around a girls butt hole perfectly creating a golden o ring glaze for you to lick up.
I think I knew that I was in love when Carly asked me to give her a golden Oreo.
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When somebody ejaculates inside a double creamed Oreo, therefore making it triple creamed.
Man: Hey, babe, want some triple creamed Oreos?
Woman: You know it!!! Gimme
A roadkill skunk, especially one that can be smelled on the wind.
His fucking dog smelled like oreo road pizza.
I don't know what she calls that fragrance, but it smells like oreo road pizza.
My new truck is officially broken-in, I made oreo road pizza twice on the way to the lake.
any white person that acts black and speaks with a "ghetto" accent.
(not always a fake thing because some white people have black family or have grown up around black people all their life and it just comes natural to them)
Jessica: like o-my god did u see that?
jamie: gurl, what tha fuck is u talkin' about?
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