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Pee Shiver

When a male urinates into a toilet, and while doing so receives chills through the body in which your body shivers. It may affect aim of the urine stream into a "Z" shaped line and may cause you to have to wipe the seat.

That pee shiver felt great! My body shook in the middle of my pee and it was satisfying.

by Kritap GcM September 20, 2009

47๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


pee-knuckle

v. The drunken act of trying not to urinate on your hand while trying to pee and keep your balance. Usually requiring a very drunk individual.

He just went to go to the bathroom man but he is so trashed he is probably in there playing pee-knuckle.

by BWH October 26, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pee-ralysis

The state of paralysis that men feel when other men are waiting for them to finish peeing at a public urinal. Leads to an inability to produce urine flow. Often solved by shaking one's unit and pretending that one has finished, only to walk to another bathroom (or stall) to do it there.

Dude, I was at the bathroom at the Stones concert and there were 15 guys watching me pee, waiting to use the urinal. The pee-ralysis set in and I couldn't get anything out!

by Sinisterslug August 7, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Confirmation Pee

The urine that comes forth after depositing fecal matter in the toilet as to let you know that you are 100% complete with poo poo download!

"Man, I tried to stand up before the confirmation pee and let me tell you......I was NO WHERE near thru crappin!"
"Just because youve had the confirmation pee doesnt mean youre done poopin WHAT SO EVER!"

by Yeast and Hopps March 7, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


pee feet

condition; when you pee in the shower and the drain is clogged, the peed-in water backs up into your tub, getting on your feet causing you to have pee feet. also, if a hamster were to drink 2 gallons of whiskey and peed in their cage, they would also have pee feet.

"Aw, no! My hamster drank too much whiskey and peed everywhere in his cage! I better clean it out before he gets pee feet!"

"I can't get out of the shower with these pee feet!"

by h_plazzo February 6, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


pee bag

(v) Inadvertently submerging one's testicles in toilet water while going number 2. Tea-bagging pee.

"Marcus contracted a laundry list of STDs after he pee bagged the public bathroom."

by Canyadig December 23, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


pee butt

a morning-after condition caused by heavy drinking marked by uncontrollable, urgent, extremely watery fecal discharge that it is essentially fluid upon exiting your body. occurs primarily after drinking dark liquors such as whiskey or inordinate amounts of beer.

Megan couldn't help herself at the open bar, she drank way too much whiskey. This morning she is paying for it with a bad case of pee butt.

by Foxy P. Intoxy May 15, 2011

27๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž