A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.
Where is my pencil sharpener?
Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.
"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."
A guy that really likes men and penises
Bill is a pencil type of guy.
When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece
Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.
when you stick yo dick in yo girls pussy and go as hard and as fast as you can. (this may leave a rash.)
"Dude I cant do it with Megan for a while"
"why bro she mad at you?"
"No man I just gave her a Vicious Pencil last night"
"Oh man that sucks, you should probaly just get a new girl for awhile"
When either you or someone else throws a pencil at the ceiling and make it stay there.
The principle almost caught jimmy playing ceiling pencil darts.