A penile fart caused by excess air build up in the urethra.
I experienced a cock queef after sticking my penis in the jacuzzi jet.
My partner farted from their dick, I think it was a cock queef!
A vaginal eruption that occurs upon spontaneous enjoyment of rock sounds.
Rock music can be described as sex for the ears and many times leads to a sweet innocent girls undoing. Queefing as we know it usually occurs during the act of love making, typically when the woman is on all fours with the man penetrating from behind. A Rock Queef requires no man at all. It is brought on by the penetrating sounds of rock music.
when a woman queefs into a mans penis hole and he deefs into her ear
An Expulsion of wind from .... your mouth when you blab about other beings when it has nothing to do with you and/or is none of your business.
A Gossip Queefer (n.) may engage in this activity with other beings, random beings, beings they don't know, and their "real" or "fake" briends (being-friends) - which I will soon add to Urban dictionary.
Girl being: "She was like..and he was like.. and this other girl did this..she's like such a..."
Boy Being: "You're Gossip Queefing all over the place and I, as a non-judgemental being, do not approve of your Gossip Queefing ways."
When you hotbox, but with queefs!
Dude, last night all the girls made a Queef Cavern
When dried up particles of male ejaculatory matter ejaculate out of the vagina in an elegant, chunky, but almost French fashion.
"Ma cherie, qu'est-ce que c'est ce Queef Nougat sur ma face?" "C'est tres elegant, mon cherie"
A queef so massive, it rumbles the chair/bench that the woman is sitting on, thus sending vibrations to the people surrounding her.
At lunch today, I felt a quick vibration on my seat. A woman sitting near me looked embarassed.
She must have rumble queefed.