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Best tv show ever in the world anywhere.
Need another series!!!!!
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Where you go to live if you are wealthy but don't feel the need to constantly show it (as in Wilton and Weston).
Son: Daddy, why doesn't mommy wear her pearls and best gowns to walk the dog?
Father: Silly child. We live in Redding,CT, not Wilton,CT.
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Slang and newspaper term for Mayor of London, Ken Livingstone, due to his communist associations.
Headline: "Red Ken extends congestion charge"
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Arguably, the best venue in the world. Located in Morrison, Colorado It’s a natural outdoor amphitheater surrounded by large red rocks (hence the name). And behind the stage (if you’re far enough back) you get to enjoy a view of the city of Denver and all the surrounding towns. Enjoyed by the public for over a century, graced by the presence of artists such as The Beatles, Jethro Tull, U2 (who’s performance here was one of Rolling Stone’s 50 moments that changed rock n’ roll history), The Greatful Dead, and many other super-awesome people. Lots of famous folks like to use footage from their performances here for DVDs and what-not, because it really is just that great. In the summer you can catch screenings of movies and enjoy seven dollars beers which is why pre-show parking lot madness is always expected/enjoyed. There’s plenty of space and room to dance, not really that great if you’re sitting but you shouldn’t be sitting anyway loser. Probably the only place in Colorado you won’t get kicked out for smoking a cig and pot-smoking is expected (there’s even weed ice cream sometimes). Any and every show you attend will definitely be the best ever and you’ll be looking for the next excuse to go.
__insert name here____ at Red Rocks blew my fucking mind last night!!
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(n.) A British soldier. Memoir of the days when red coats were worn. This practise was ended during the Boer war, and was stamped out completely when Germany stopped world war one being a gentlemans' war
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A dog's erect penis. It looks like a shinny hot dog sticking out of a wool sock.
My dog has been fixed but for some reason he still gets a red rocket when we have steak or grilled cheeseburgers for dinner.
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This is the act of mooning someone while your balls and shaft are tucked in between your legs so it resembles a chicken, plus you spread your ass cheeks open exposing your chief red eye.
When your friends are being assholes you go behind a wall and pop out to show them this delightful treat and scream the red chicken at the top of your lungs.
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