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I school in Davie Florida that is falling apart, has a terrible staff, and a principle that is said to use the tuition money on her taxes.
Guy 1: Don't you feel sorry for that kid that has to go to Saint David Catholic School?
Guy 2: Yeah. I hear the walls are falling apart.
13đź‘Ť 13đź‘Ž
The best high school soccer team in New Jersey. They won the Cape-Atlantic League Title, South Jersey Title, Coaches Cup Title, and the New Jersey Non-Public A State Title in 2011. They won the Star Ledger award as best team in New Jersey in 2011.
They beat St. Joes Metuchen in the South Jersey Championship game.
And
They shutout the Pingry School 2-0 in the New Jersey State Championship game.
They have 5 state championships and are without a doubt the most legitimate high school soccer team in South Jersey.
Guy 1: Hey, the Saint Augustine Prep Soccer isn't that good and doesn't play anyone good anyway, so who cares?
Guy 2: Oh, well they went 25-1, and they shut out Pingry 2-0 in the state final this year...
Guy 1: Pingry's not even that good, so whatever man.
Guy 2: Oh well ESPN thought they were good, they ranked them 18th best high school soccer team in the country.
Guy 1: Oh...my bad.
9đź‘Ť 8đź‘Ž
Full of Cuties that treat women with respect and don’t vape. Smart young men who will be nice to everyone that they see
Jimmy from saint johns- “ Hey ma’am how are you today”
Women- “I am Good How about you”
Jimmy-“ Very good Thanks For asking”
Women- “What school are you from young man”
Jimmy-“ Saint John’s High School”
Women-“No wonder you are so nice and respectful”
8đź‘Ť 7đź‘Ž
Saint Helena School is a small catholic school located in Blue Bell PA that is made up of 99.9% white people. They are worlds nicest people. They either belong to Cedarbrook Country Club or Nor Gwyn Pool Club. They all where uniforms and do not act catholic at all. The boys talk about all the hot girls, the new rap songs, football, hooking up and juul, but odly have good grades. The girls talk about extra credit, Riverdale, field hockey and what answers they got on the SS test, and have amazing grades. The boys think the girls are weird and the girls think the boys are weird but somehow have crushes on each other. The girls roll their skirts because they are to long and the boys take off their winter sweaters because they think the sweaters are weird. On dress down days all the kids where sweatpants and dont give a damn on what they look like. Every kid has a Patagonia coat, a vineyard vine and pre-wrap/halo headbands Everyone at SHS knows people from WISS or UD. Everyone loves Notre Dame, Villinova or Penn State and where so upset when Carson Wentz tore his ACL. There are 4 schools that these kids might go to for high school, Mount, Gwynedd, LaSalle or PREP. The kids here are very hard workers and even the dumbest kids study because they know they need first honers and a scholarship for 20K or higher. The boys play football at recess while the girls gossip in a small circle. These kids have grown to be family and car-pool every week. There really is no other place like SHS.
I would not be where I am without Saint Helena School (SHS)
7đź‘Ť 6đź‘Ž
Saint David is a school in Davie, Florida. It's not the greatest school ever but, a place with lots of memories that could last a life time. it's a place where you'll make the greatest friends and the funniest teachers. Go there, you'll never regret it later on. The middle school teachers are the best you could ask for. And the choir is totally awesome. They sang for the pope and his pointy hat. Nothing could compare to the fun we've had there. And as the years go by our friendship will never die.
Brian: Natalie do the teradocto!
*Natalie makes 'eeek' noise*
Teacher: I gotta write this down... *scribbles* Only at Saint David Catholic School.... I love this class!
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Free beer in Ireland (Lucky sons of bitches), a whole load of pinching for those who don't wear green in other countries. Stupid leprechaun cunts.
The next kid who pinches me for not wearing green, I'll fucking devour you and your mom.
14đź‘Ť 151đź‘Ž
A Catholic school in San Francisco, CA full of sporty white people who wear paper-thin leggings and Ugg boots every day. They never built a band room in the over 100 years it's been around. It has good academics, and PE is the hardest class most students will ever take.
They are proud of how diverse they are: 35% of students aren't white.
They have batting cages, 2 fields, about 5 tennis courts, a track, and a bunch of sporty stuff. When they hold masses, about half the student body is fried with weed, making the school a notorious Rastafarian hotspot.
SI has a rivalry with Sacred Heart Cathedral Prep, where they pass a trophy called the Bruce-Mahoney. They compete in football, basketball, and baseball. The winner takes home the trophy. The pep band is obliged to play for both schools at these events.
While most SI students are close to unaware that they have a band and orchestra, their chorus is a world-touring, prize-winning enterprise, and their musical is very good and sells out every year.
Most students have strong opinions about Justin Bieber and like either Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, or Harry Potter. There are more unicorns than zombies, cowmen than farmers, democrats than republican, and Don't cares than pirates and ninjas. Facebook is the most popular website, and Mr. Lorentz' is the easiest religion class. Latin is the most boysterous language class, and either Spanish or French is the most popular.
Kid at mall #1:"Hey look, a kid in a polo, leggings, and uggs."
Kid at mall #2:"Must be from Saint Ignatius college prep."
SI Kid: *ignores the riffraff*
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