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The item used to cut jewish babys penis off when they are very young
I use scissors to make my baby penis-less
When you are incapable of being a regular human so you half do peace signs and half do finger guns and end up throwing scissors instead.
J: Are you mentally unstable?
L: Just a tad *scissors*
A person who trims marijuana with scissors and lives in another area. Transient worker in the marijuana industry.
Today while I was in town , several Scissor Gypsies had their signs up looking for work.
To to scissor serve somebody they must give you money expecting a certain product in return.
you take their money and and whatever product you purchase you keep half of it for yourself and give the purchaser the other half acting as if it was whole and no foul play had occured.
I give this dude 40 bucks for an eigth and he comes back with 2 grams like thats what was given, motherfucker tried to scissor serve me.
A lay that is one above a dead horse except she is awake for it.
Dude.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.
A table made of two people scissoring each other with their legs entwined and their arms/hands as the legs/feet of the table, this is the part when you await for your cat to come and lay on the fluffy part to complete the pussy triangle,
my mom and sister made a scissor table for me and dad to play pussy board on