Sneaky sausage

your friend has just bought a big bag of sausages (16 or 18 pack) and you start to get hungry and you look around but you have you eyes fixed on the sausages and you think to you self one couldnt hurt and you have a sneaky sausage.

Friend: these are for the BBQ dont eat them
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you

'friend goes out'

rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.

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sneaky-fast

When you're being so fast, you don't even know you are being fast.

Stealing the bases in baseball, (according to our research teacher).
OR...
When your learning is so sneaky-fast, that you don't even realized you learned the material.

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Sneaky ninja

When a guy has another guy insert into his girl making her think that it is him, while he quietly slips out the door to wave at her thought the window outside

She was so confused after i pulled the sneaky ninja on her last night

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Sneaky Kiss

When your out with a bunch of friends you sneak around the corner and make out with someone and return back like nothing happened.

I went out with fluff daddy and gargle. When fluff daddy went into the bar I snuck around the corner and had an awesome sneaky kiss with gargle but we acted like nothing happened.

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The Sneaky Boone

common for red sox nation,and Aaron Boone former Yankee player

when your close to cumming,then out of nowhere your getting it in your ass

as i was close to giving her some bukkake,she stuck her finger in my ass and gave me the Sneaky Boone..I had flashbacks of the 2003 ALCS all over again

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sneaky sneaky freaky freaky

when you sneak out at night to go have sex.

Tonya: "so what did you do friday night?"
Bergundy: "i did a little sneaky sneaky freaky freaky with by boyfriend"

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Sneaky Castro

A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice. AKA Bill Clinton

Monica lunsky i did not inhale the sneaky castro.

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