Stalker Pietrow

(Pietrow, Pietrov, Petrov, etc.) Hero of anectodes told by "Blind" - main character of books about a daltonist stalker. He could be drunken russian brother of Chuck Norris.

Once upon a time, Stalker Pietrow came to the Monolith and did not sober up for the whole week.

Mind-Stalker

An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.

Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.

jack-stalker

A person who will stalk another person via social media and drive distances up to 1,000 miles to stalk the person at their workplace and home.

Do not talk to Susie because became a Jack-Stalker after billy broke up with her.

umbrella stalker

Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.

My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.

Mood Stalker

When your having a great day and your mood is perfect ie.(happy,calm,content) and then someone comes along and does things intentionally to change the vibe ..thus "Mood stalking" and affecting your mood.

Say lady?.. Can you quit yelling and cussing at me..I am happy. Why you mood stalking me? That mood Stalker is trying to take a crap on my vibe..not cool!!

Stalker booty call

This is when someone attempts to make a booty call, but overdoes it by calling too often on the same night.

That girl did a stalker booty call yesterday, she must have called me like 13 times.

Stalker Lili

Stalker Lilli, sie ist überall,
Stalker Lilli, sie hat einen Knall.

Stalker Lilli, sie kann alles sehen,

Du versuchst ihr aus dem Weg zu gehen...

Lilli, das Mädchen aus der Schule,
Sie ist eine nette aber keine coole,
Lilli, wir mögen sie sehr,

Doch manchmal ist es schwer...

(Chorus)

In der Schule ist sie ganz nett,
Doch wenn sie schreibt ist sie fett..
Lilli, sie Schreibt uns Allen,

Sie tut uns kein gefallen...

(Chorus)

Girl 1: ugh she is so annoying and always texts me.

Girl 2: yeah she is such a stalker lili.